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Dec 1

keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!

Posted on Thursday, December 1, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!

1st Prize
LOTS OF LUV
2nd Prize
LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
3rd Prize (more…)

Dec 1

Morning News

Posted on Thursday, December 1, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

Morning News

Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age.

Feb 15

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently

Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently?

Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,

damn serious and very imp ….

I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

Feb 15

U r a nice person

Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Feb 15

R u mad?

Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

Feb 15

All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u

Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K

Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Feb 15

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec

Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
……….a headache!

Feb 15

baba aapko aapko only aapko

Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 in Insult Sms Messages

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko,

baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……