Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently?

Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,

damn serious and very imp ….

I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K

Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
……….a headache!

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko,

baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……